Humor of Speaking with Skill

Humor of Speaking Japanese with Skill in Tokyo is adapted from a humorous book by David Sedaris: ‘When You Are Engulfed in Flames’, with this part about struggling to learn Japanese in Tokyo.

Here is an excerpt from the chapter The Smoking Section, pages 287-288:

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It might be different for actual Japanese people, but as a visitor I am regularly overwhelmed by how kind and accommodating everyone is.

This woman at our local flower shop, for instance. I asked her for directions to the monorail, and after she patiently gave them to me I decided to buy a Hello Kitty bouquet. What it basically amounts to is a carnation with pointed ears. Add two plastic dots for the eyes and one more for the nose, and you’ve got a twenty dollar cat.

“Cute,” I said, (in Japanese)

and when the florist agreed, I supersized the compliment to

“very cute.”

“You speak with skill,” she told me.

Drunk with praise, I then observed that the weather was nice. She said it certainly was, and after paying I headed for the door.

Anywhere else I’d say good-bye when exiting a shop or restaurant.

Here, though, I use a phrase I learned from my instructional CD.

“Now I am leaving,” I announce,

and the people around me laugh,

perhaps because I am stating the obvious.

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Humor Speaking Japanese Slowly is more from David Sedaris.


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Humor of the Last Day of Japanese School is more from David Sedaris.



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